Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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