yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I need moral support for this bender
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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