well I can't set my house on fire every night
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
