I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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