But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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