No stitches, just platelets and will power
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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