We're like a lot better than the average bears
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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