i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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