Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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