At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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