put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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