Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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