I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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