maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
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Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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