I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
is this the sara with the beer cane?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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