I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Randomize
