The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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