i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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