it's too hot outside to masturbate.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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