i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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