google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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