Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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