And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
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Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
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Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
how does that bad decision feel?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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