i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
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Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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