it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
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There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
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Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
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I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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