The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Randomize
