If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
How's work?
Spinning.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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