Just mADE A PArabola og urine
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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