If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
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Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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