saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
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Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
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Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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