I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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