I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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