margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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