He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
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I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
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I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
40s are totally the cure
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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