I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
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just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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