no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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