her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Congratulations! We have a period
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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