mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
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She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
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I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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