ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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