Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
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Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
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One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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