apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
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in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
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He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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