He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
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She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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