I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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