If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
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I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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