Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I believe in your delicious
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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