is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
He told me they were just razor bumps!
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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