I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
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Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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