Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
how drunk are you?
Several
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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