im drinking this country out of the recession.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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