have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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