You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
