I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
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There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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