It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
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