Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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