everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Randomize
